Post by Rose on Apr 20, 2006 22:57:52 GMT -5
Well, my solar return appears to have been a special day out there in the world! The media is keeping very busy...
Suri Cruise was born April 18, 2006, 3am in Santa Monica, Ca. She hits the famous jackpot by her sheer presence (and of course immensely famous parents). Note the exact Venus/Uranus conjunction in Pisces in her first house, the moon in Sag in the 10th conjunct Pluto in the 11th, Jupiter in Scorpio retro in the 9th - I suspect we'll stay curious about this little one for a long time to come....
Published April 19, 2006...
Play dates are probably not in the stars for Grier Hammond Henchy and Suri Cruise – Born in the same hospital, on the same floor, around the same time…
Grier, a girl, was born to Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy on Tuesday also..
Last year Shields was famously criticized by Cruise on the "Today" show for her use of antidepressants to battle postpartum depression. A Scientologist, Cruise opposes psychiatry and prescription medication to battle depression; Shields had written a book about her fight with postpartum depression and was outspoken about her use of Paxil.
She recently told People, "This pregnancy has been a lot easier." This time Shields, who had trouble getting pregnant the first time, did not need the in-vitro treatments required to conceive daughter Rowan, who is almost 3. "And nothing is going to shock me anymore. I am more prepared," she said.
Cruise told GQ he was running seminars for his family to prepare for Suri's birth.
"We've been doing seminars with the family . . . so we can understand what Kate's going through, and for Kate to understand it," he said. "Things like how to take care of a pregnant woman and get ready for the birth."
Suri's name means "princess" in Hebrew or "red rose" in Persian, Cruise's rep said.
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and on the very silly side....
(Los Angeles--CA) It's L. Ron Hubbard versus Jesus H. Christ, or at least their emissaries on earth. According to Defamer.com, Mel Gibson is quoted as saying in an upcoming edition of Opus Dei's magazine, O.G.G. (Original Gangsta God), that "the birth of that child marks the end of civilization as we know it." Calls to confirm the truth of the statement were met with a terse e-mail from Defamer: "It's on the web, so we don't have to prove it's true." Attempts to reach Opus Dei offices have been less successful, being an extremely secretive religious society apparently not even members know its location, which Gibson said in the same article "makes conventions really tough to get together."
Gibson went on to blast the Church of Scientology, saying, in an Australian accent that faded in and out like Dick Cheney's heartbeat, "there is only one true God; and if you want to see him rent a DVD of The Passion of the Christ. When the Aussie actor was asked if he literally meant the birth of Suri Cruise was that of the ant-christ, Gibson pulled no punches. "Do you think the release of Mission Impossible III after her birth was just a coincidence? If that doesn't mark the beginning of the end, I don't know what does." The O.G.G. feature then went on to say that Gibson took a long drag from his ever present Marlboro, exhaled the smoke through his nostrils and said, "And let's face it. It was a Virgin birth…if you know what I mean."
Calls to TomKat publicist Arnold Robinson were answered by the following statement. "Tom Cruise may intend to dine on placenta, but it's a lot better tasting than the crow Mr. Gibson will have to eat when M.I. III crucifies The Passion of the Christ. Get it?" Robinson went on to say that, "Tom Cruise, unlike Mr. Gibson, is tolerant of all people's creeds, as long as they convert to scientology." A call to Mel Gibson brought the following response, "When I die, if heaven is like War of the Worlds, send me straight to hell."
Neither God, Jesus, or the Holy Spirit was available for comment, because they took the last train to the Coast.
If you want to reach Ed E., e-mail michael.192@gmail.com or visit www.AtticWitt.com
Suri Cruise was born April 18, 2006, 3am in Santa Monica, Ca. She hits the famous jackpot by her sheer presence (and of course immensely famous parents). Note the exact Venus/Uranus conjunction in Pisces in her first house, the moon in Sag in the 10th conjunct Pluto in the 11th, Jupiter in Scorpio retro in the 9th - I suspect we'll stay curious about this little one for a long time to come....
Published April 19, 2006...
Play dates are probably not in the stars for Grier Hammond Henchy and Suri Cruise – Born in the same hospital, on the same floor, around the same time…
Grier, a girl, was born to Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy on Tuesday also..
Last year Shields was famously criticized by Cruise on the "Today" show for her use of antidepressants to battle postpartum depression. A Scientologist, Cruise opposes psychiatry and prescription medication to battle depression; Shields had written a book about her fight with postpartum depression and was outspoken about her use of Paxil.
She recently told People, "This pregnancy has been a lot easier." This time Shields, who had trouble getting pregnant the first time, did not need the in-vitro treatments required to conceive daughter Rowan, who is almost 3. "And nothing is going to shock me anymore. I am more prepared," she said.
Cruise told GQ he was running seminars for his family to prepare for Suri's birth.
"We've been doing seminars with the family . . . so we can understand what Kate's going through, and for Kate to understand it," he said. "Things like how to take care of a pregnant woman and get ready for the birth."
Suri's name means "princess" in Hebrew or "red rose" in Persian, Cruise's rep said.
_____
and on the very silly side....
(Los Angeles--CA) It's L. Ron Hubbard versus Jesus H. Christ, or at least their emissaries on earth. According to Defamer.com, Mel Gibson is quoted as saying in an upcoming edition of Opus Dei's magazine, O.G.G. (Original Gangsta God), that "the birth of that child marks the end of civilization as we know it." Calls to confirm the truth of the statement were met with a terse e-mail from Defamer: "It's on the web, so we don't have to prove it's true." Attempts to reach Opus Dei offices have been less successful, being an extremely secretive religious society apparently not even members know its location, which Gibson said in the same article "makes conventions really tough to get together."
Gibson went on to blast the Church of Scientology, saying, in an Australian accent that faded in and out like Dick Cheney's heartbeat, "there is only one true God; and if you want to see him rent a DVD of The Passion of the Christ. When the Aussie actor was asked if he literally meant the birth of Suri Cruise was that of the ant-christ, Gibson pulled no punches. "Do you think the release of Mission Impossible III after her birth was just a coincidence? If that doesn't mark the beginning of the end, I don't know what does." The O.G.G. feature then went on to say that Gibson took a long drag from his ever present Marlboro, exhaled the smoke through his nostrils and said, "And let's face it. It was a Virgin birth…if you know what I mean."
Calls to TomKat publicist Arnold Robinson were answered by the following statement. "Tom Cruise may intend to dine on placenta, but it's a lot better tasting than the crow Mr. Gibson will have to eat when M.I. III crucifies The Passion of the Christ. Get it?" Robinson went on to say that, "Tom Cruise, unlike Mr. Gibson, is tolerant of all people's creeds, as long as they convert to scientology." A call to Mel Gibson brought the following response, "When I die, if heaven is like War of the Worlds, send me straight to hell."
Neither God, Jesus, or the Holy Spirit was available for comment, because they took the last train to the Coast.
If you want to reach Ed E., e-mail michael.192@gmail.com or visit www.AtticWitt.com